O... EEEEM.... GEEE! Can this fool not just disappear from our world...
BEYONCE's manager/father MATHEW KNOWLES is heading back to school to teach undergraduate students all about life in the entertainment industry.
The mogul, who guided Destiny's Child to chart success and his eldest daughter to solo superstardom, took on a lecturing role at the Texas Southern University School of Communication in Houston last year (09) and he will return to take charge of a weekly class this autumn (10).
He says, "Knowledge and empowerment are two of the greatest gifts one can give.
"The environment at TSU is one of dedication, to excellence and diverse opportunities for its students. I'm honoured to be back to have this opportunity to share my experiences."
Knowles earned a Bachelor of Arts in Economics and a Bachelor of Science in Business Administration in 1974. In 2008, he was honoured with a Doctor of Humane Letters by his alma mater.
Ok so basically this will be Mathew's lecture on how to be successful in the Entertainment Business:
1. Get a four piece group and make your daughter the star
2. Make all the other girls tan and put lots of pale make up on your daughter so she stands out
3. Hire your whole family, nephews, nieces, wife as makeup artists, PA's, tour managers. Blood is always thicker than water
4. If anyone acts up. Fire them, as long as your daughter remains who gives a shit
5. Lie, Lie and Lie again. Could be about anything... song writing abilities, producing etc etc
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yeah I can add more- this post from another comment on a blog I was rolling when she wrote this.
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Grade Policy and Course Description said...
sleep with mathew get an A
promote beyonce more than kelly rowland get a B
befriend Solange on twitter get a C
buy letoya's album, michelle's album, and kelly's album you get a D
wear a designer dud from house of dereon you get an F. *they are getting divorced you know*
Extra Credit: make a power point slide of the proper techniques for coochie popping, dropping it like it's hot, bouncing your head up and down next to a blow fan and falling down a flight of stairs while on stage.
Projects: 1. design a full size full length blonde lace front cowardly lion WIG!
Prerequisites: ONLY LIGHT SKINNED PEOPLE ALLOWED IN THIS COURSE, NO DARK BUTTS! BEYONCE STANS ONLY, HATERS NEED NOT ENROLL!
and this is what I wrote: LOL off that comment, but it's so true Pimp Matthew needs this gig just in case Beyonce drops her father as her manager.
ReplyDeleteThis man has no guilt and no shame but his days are coming.
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